Ahhh the 1980's - a different time to
grow up, when John Hughes was making hilarious movies like Sixteen Candles, technology and pop
culture were just getting started, and we were all told to go outside and not come home until dinner. Things certainly have changed, but for those of us born in
the 70's or early 80's, it will be a time to look back fondly and
say..."What the hell were we thinking wearing THAT?!!!"
These days kids are all Twittercized
and everyone talks through social media, so it got me to thinking...what if we
had #hashtags growing up in the 1980's?
#RIPLittleMikeyFromLifeCereal
#Don’tDrinkCokeWithPopRocks
#MichaelJordanWillNeverWinARing
#MagicVsLarry
#MyWordProcessorIsSoBig
#IHateMicroFiche
#Can’tFindAPayPhone
#PayPhonesWentUpTo25Cents??!!!
#I’mCoolIHaveABeeper
#HitMeOnMyHip
#NeverEnoughHairSpray 
#I’mAudi5000!
#SteakumsAreSoGood
#SoArePizzaEnglishMuffins
#FeatherMyHair
#ShouldIBuyTheCDorTape?
#BlueRayIsTheWayToGo
#RobBase'sNewSongIsDope!
#ICan’tTellMilliFromVanilli?
#ICan’tBelieveGasIs$1.25AGallon
#IPinMyPants
#IPegMyPants
#TheMiracleOnIce!!!
#Reagan'sBeenShot
#StopApartheid
#WhatsThisAIDSThing?
#BigHair
#StructureHasTheBestShirtsEver
#IHopeTheRussiansLoveTheirChildrenToo
#WW3NuclearHolocaust
#TheBerlinWallisDown!
#CordlessPhonesRule!
#OMGFMLmyVCRisBroken
#CrackIsWhack
#MyFilmIsTakingForeverToGetDeveloped
#ZCavaricciJeansAreSoBoss
#WhichUnderoosDoYouWear?
#EveryoneGetsShotButNoOneHitEverOnTheATeam
#CharlieSheenIsSUCHAGoodGuy
#LetsNotEverIntefereInTheMiddleEast
#60MinuteOr90MinuteTape?
#OverallsRule
#MsPacmanBestGameEver!
#Commodore64!
#Can’tFindMyFloppyDisk
#RidingMyHuffy
#CaldorsSucks
#LegWarmers
#GrowingARatTail
#MotleyCrueJeansJacket
#FightForYourRightToParty
#ScottBaioIsDreamy
#FatLaces
#TapingOffTheRadio
#MyADIDAS
#Where’sTheBeef?
#GagMeWithASpoon
#HowOldIsHulkHogan?
#BreakDancingBattle
#BringYourOwnCardboard
#BabyPowderOnTheDanceFloor
#IceTisSOAntiEstablishment!
#MiamiViceForever
#BetaOrVHS?
#MichaelJacksonIsBlack
#UnderTheDeskNuclearDrillAtSchool
#LongDuckDong
#YellowSonyWalkman
#FridayNightRollerSkating
#GeorgeMichaelSportsMachine
#SchoolHouseRock
#WearingAGloveForNoReason
#JustBoughtEddieMurphyRawLP
#Got3SidesOnMyRubiksCube
#YoMTVRaps
#DoTheRunningMan
#MTVPlaysNonstopMusicVideos!
#WhatsARealityShow?YouMeanADocumentary?
#GreenAndBrownStationWagon
#Atari2600Pong
#PinkSwatchWatch
#SprayPaintingTShirts
#LAGearSneakersAreTheCoolest
#NoBritishKnightsAre
#ReebokPumps!
#Jams
#ShortShorts
#HammerPants
#Alf
#JelliesSandals
#ETPhoneHome
#CharlesInChargeBestShowEver
#TonyDanzaWhosTheBoss
#PresidentialPhysicalFitnessAward
#TrapperKeeper
#ThirstyForASlice
#OrATabOrFanta
#HaveYouSeenThrillerYet????
#MyNeighborGotAMicrowaveOven
#NicePleasureVan!
#SaveFerris
#TurnUpTheHiFi!
#TapeANickelToTheNeedle
#EricBForPresident
 #TheYankeesSUCK!
#CollecoVisionIsNextLevel!
#BillAndTedsShwwwwinnnggg!
 #DARE
#WhoYaGonnaCall?
#CosbyShowIsControversial
#SmellingDittosWhenTheTeacherPassesThemOut
#EncyclopediaBrittanica
 #WeCouldOnlyAffordUpTo'S'
#EveryoneWasBullied
#TetherBall
#AirPopper #JiffyPop *** How did we do? Feel free to comment or email us with your own 1980's hashtags! |
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