Thursday, March 12, 2015

The 25 most hilarious, bizarre, and downright creepy Tinder profiles you'll ever see.

Launched in 2012, Tinder became an overnight craze as the social media/dating app for that shallow opportunist in all of us. A typical Tinder profile doesn't give a flying squirrel shit about your chemistry, compatibility, how many children you want to have or how you save baby dolphins. The meat and potatoes of any Tinder interaction is reserved for one profile photo and a blurb. If that catches someone's eye, they swipe right to accept you and try to connect. If not, they swipe left and discard you forever into the overflowing trash bin of other losers. It's so deliciously utilitarian that the app has spread to over 50 million users in 24 languages, and expected to reach the 100 million mark by the end of 2015.

As with any cultural phenom, a counterculture has sprung up, those who choose to get noticed and compete with their sense of humor and bizarreness, not their six pack abs, Bieber-like coif, or big rack. These Tinderites are so bad, they're amazing. So we scoured the Internet for the 25 worst, funniest, and creepiest profiles on Tinder, and this is what we came up with. Would you swipe left, or right for these profiles?

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